hiiifly:

Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping


itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns


Dear Future Husband,

I don’t want us to be those parents who never act romantic in front of their children. I want our kids to learn how to really love somebody because we lead by example. So kiss me in the kitchen while I’m pouring cereal, cuddle with me on the couch during family movie night, and hold my hand while we grocery shop.

Let’s show them what true love looks like, so when they find it for themselves they’ll never let it go.


theheatherboo:

doctorstarkidpotterlock:

agentbering:

#are you sure you want to go there

The arrow is as straight as my otp.

The arrow is as straight as my otp.

theheatherboo:

doctorstarkidpotterlock:

agentbering:

#are you sure you want to go there

The arrow is as straight as my otp.

The arrow is as straight as my otp.


Things I Say While I'm Driving
  • Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me:/dinosaur screams/

cotilardmarion:

"Eat a taco, drink a beer, donate some money, don’t be an asshole."

Sarah Paulson Supports Reproductive Rights x Donate here x


panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down


Reblog / posted 1 hour ago via cxrtxr · © itsazalea with 1,081 notes

Iggy Azalea clarifying the rumors about a supposed sex tape that was recorded without her permission 


  • first joined tumblr:woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
  • me now:woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am


aussiegirl41:

I love how he makes pleasantries at the most inopportune times…


nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class


jesuswasmexican:

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

bitch thats the dude from pirates of the caribbean

jesuswasmexican:

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

bitch thats the dude from pirates of the caribbean


There are many stories in Twin Peaks — some of them are sad, some funny. Some of them are stories of madness, of violence. Some are ordinary. Yet they all have about them a sense of mystery — the mystery of life. Sometimes, the mystery of death. The mystery of the woods. The woods surrounding Twin Peaks.


fionagoddess:

American Horror Story: Freak Show - Peek A Boo